Lingering in Lingerie
Sure, it‘s nice to hear that you look sexy naked. But sometimes those voluptuous curves can be accentuated by something sheer, frilly, lacey, shiny, tight. Lingerie is fun! Girls like dressing up. Yet, from guys I have heard a few times, “I don’t see the point of lingerie. You’re just gonna take it off anyway…”
C’mon, guys. Take a moment to notice the undies. Chances are I didn’t grab a random pair out of the drawer. It is more likely that I shaved my bikini line just for you, and my adorable booty shorts are color-coordinated with my bra, jewelry, and body glitter (j.k. about the body glitter). I’d love it if you’d remove each layer of my clothes more slowly, not just toss everything into a pile at the foot of the bed in your rush to get straight to the goods.
I think satiny things are ideal. Silk and satin kind of warm up when they touch your skin, and such a garment can add this lovely extra-sensory experience to an intimate caress. Lace is classic, of course, allowing for a peek through to the skin underneath. Even plain cotton can be sexy, with attention to details like ties and ribbons and ruffles.
Ooh, yeah, stockings. Got a garter belt recently, to hold up said stockings. It was the kind with a thong attached, which I thought was kind of cool. But the guy I bought it for (interesting side note: do you buy lingerie that you will be wearing for yourself, or for the person you will be wearing it in front of?) did not like the thong. He wanted to have sex while I was still wearing the garter belt, and he didn’t like the idea of just pulling the thong part aside. So he actually picked up a pair of scissors from my desk and cut that part out of the garter belt! I’m not gonna lie, I was a little miffed. Here he was, destroying my brand new gift to him! It’s not like Victoria’s Secret is cheap!
It’s always a little amusing when the dude can’t unhook your bra. The determination with which they try! Adorable. It seems that, no matter the age of the guy, bras are still somewhat of a mystery that can stop them right in their tracks. I always have to stifle giggles when I hear, “Wait, what’s going on with your… Are these hooks backwards or something? Wait I got one…” I want to help them, and sometimes I do. But the moment of triumph when they succeed in unhooking is so satisfying!
And, in conclusion, a special note. While it is pretty sexy to leave a piece or two of lingerie on my body during sex, this does not include regular socks. Always remove the socks. Leaving them on is just wrong.
