Gettin' Down in Chi-Town
Take It Outside I’m about to spend the rest of the week camping, and I’m really excited to get out into the great outdoors for the first time this season. Sure, I adore this metropolis with all my heart, and I have to give a nod to the city planners that gave Chicago all the fantastic green space for biking, picnicking, sports, and such. However, the sad truth is that there isn’t any REAL nature in Chicago. You can’t just pitch a tent and get away from the city noise, unless you want to be nabbed for vagrancy. So, when the weather is good enough, I try to get out of town as much as possible. Sex outside is super fun, too. I’ve been sneaking out to bang in crazy outdoor locations since I first became a sexual being. I think I’ve messed around in nearly every state of the nation, thanks to multiple cross-country road trips with various boyfriends. From parks to forests, there’s something so appealing about getting naked in nature. Tent sex is great too. You have privacy, in that no one can see you from the outside, but you can still feel the cool mountain air and hear the wind rushing through the trees. Bear in mind, though: tents do nothing as sound barriers. If you’re camped around other people that you don’t want to piss off, you have to be doubly conscious of the sounds of your lovemaking. Sound travels both ways too (duh), and let me tell you, there is nothing like the terrifying sounds of elk in the distance of the New Mexico desert to kill the mood. That shit sounds like monsters, for real. I’m also a big fan of sexy time in water. As I’ve said before, boobs float, which is always a delight. A person also feels lighter in water, so you can try positions that aren’t as possible with all that pesky gravity that normally affects your body. Sex can be tricky in water because water kinda washes away a woman’s natural lube, so it may not be possible to have actual intercourse for very long. But a swim in a lake or river can be a great place to get your foreplay on, what with the wet bodies and hard nipples and whatnot. I’m partial to hot springs lovin’ myself; if you’re anywhere near a hot springs, that is one of the most fun places to mess around. Just don’t jizz in the water; I used to be a hot springs caretaker, and cleaning the springs out could get real nasty. Yeah, speaking of, if you do plan to enjoy the outdoors this summer, remember to bring some sort of trash bag with you. No one wants to find a used condom or wrapper lying on the ground when they’re having their own romp in the woods. Ew. Otherwise, get out there and enjoy the playground that is this beautiful planet! Try sex in a tree! Or a cornfield! Or the rain! And report back- I’d love to hear about your outdoor adventures. Xoxo, Lucy

Take It Outside

I’m about to spend the rest of the week camping, and I’m really excited to get out into the great outdoors for the first time this season. Sure, I adore this metropolis with all my heart, and I have to give a nod to the city planners that gave Chicago all the fantastic green space for biking, picnicking, sports, and such. However, the sad truth is that there isn’t any REAL nature in Chicago. You can’t just pitch a tent and get away from the city noise, unless you want to be nabbed for vagrancy. So, when the weather is good enough, I try to get out of town as much as possible.

Sex outside is super fun, too. I’ve been sneaking out to bang in crazy outdoor locations since I first became a sexual being. I think I’ve messed around in nearly every state of the nation, thanks to multiple cross-country road trips with various boyfriends. From parks to forests, there’s something so appealing about getting naked in nature.

Tent sex is great too. You have privacy, in that no one can see you from the outside, but you can still feel the cool mountain air and hear the wind rushing through the trees. Bear in mind, though: tents do nothing as sound barriers. If you’re camped around other people that you don’t want to piss off, you have to be doubly conscious of the sounds of your lovemaking. Sound travels both ways too (duh), and let me tell you, there is nothing like the terrifying sounds of elk in the distance of the New Mexico desert to kill the mood. That shit sounds like monsters, for real.

I’m also a big fan of sexy time in water. As I’ve said before, boobs float, which is always a delight. A person also feels lighter in water, so you can try positions that aren’t as possible with all that pesky gravity that normally affects your body. Sex can be tricky in water because water kinda washes away a woman’s natural lube, so it may not be possible to have actual intercourse for very long. But a swim in a lake or river can be a great place to get your foreplay on, what with the wet bodies and hard nipples and whatnot. I’m partial to hot springs lovin’ myself; if you’re anywhere near a hot springs, that is one of the most fun places to mess around. Just don’t jizz in the water; I used to be a hot springs caretaker, and cleaning the springs out could get real nasty.

Yeah, speaking of, if you do plan to enjoy the outdoors this summer, remember to bring some sort of trash bag with you. No one wants to find a used condom or wrapper lying on the ground when they’re having their own romp in the woods. Ew.

Otherwise, get out there and enjoy the playground that is this beautiful planet! Try sex in a tree! Or a cornfield! Or the rain! And report back- I’d love to hear about your outdoor adventures.

Xoxo, Lucy

6 June 15
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