Gettin' Down in Chi-Town

Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?

Dear Lucy,

Any tips for car sex? It’s a four door car so not much room and recommend any positions?! THANKS! If possible, can you answer this ASAP? LOL

OK, so I didn’t exactly get on this ASAP, but here’s my answer, better late than never!

Sweet, sweet car sex. One of those things that loses much of the thrill once you get older and the necessity for car sex dwindles. When you’ve got your own apartment, and sneaking around is no longer an issue, car sex may not be something one engages in at all anymore. On the other hand, you may be involved in an illicit affair, or you may be on a road trip. Or you may be following some of my previous advice and trying sex in weird and risky places. In any case, car sex can sure be fun, despite the cramped space.

If one of the partners involved in a vehicular sexual event is a lady, wearing a skirt is always a good idea. While a dude can just zip down his fly and whip out his junk without undressing, it’s much harder to get to a vagina properly through a pair jeans. In terms of other clothing, car sex is really not an occasion for getting naked. Wear button-downs or zip-up tops, and nothing too tight or difficult to get into/out of. Gals may want to consider one o’ them front-closure bras. Then, in the unforeseen case of a quick cover-up-and-get-away, ladies can just pull down their skirts, and dudes can zip it, before, “Oh, hello, officer! Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we couldn’t park here…”

On the practical side, sex is messy. If you have the time to prepare, bring a little clean up kit. This can simply be a towel to throw down on the seat, and for wiping up… spills. Baby wipes work even better for fluid clean up and stickiness (actually, they’re great to have around the bedroom too). Also, think about condom wrappers and used condoms, and where they are gonna end up after your backseat adventure. You know all those super nasty deflated rubbers you see lying in the street? How did those get there?? Car sex! Don’t perpetuate a disgusting bit of littering: bring a little trash bag and some kleenexes for god’s sake.

Now that you’re dressed and ready to go, consider where to park your vehicle. If you live in a rural area, pretty much anything goes. Pull onto a seldom-used dirt road, or the classic lover’s lookout point. Of course, these are the places where most horror movies start, but those are just stories, right? Right?? Jimmy?! Jimmy, where did you go??!!

In a well-lit city like mine, finding an isolated spot that is not totally terrifying and shady is a bit more difficult. I’m a big fan of Ravenswood on the North side of Chi; miles of semi-darkness next to a railroad track in a pretty yuppified area. Parking lots are good for covert car-love, too. Or, really, any quiet residential, tree-lined street. If you and your passenger have a flair for exhibitionism, anything goes. Do it in the middle of Western Ave if you feel like it! Just remember that an indecent exposure ticket could be in your future… But that’s kind of a funny story to tell your pals later, anyway.

I don’t know if I need to spell it out, but the backseat of your car is probably the best place to get it on. The front seats have all the gadgets and such right there on the dashboard, and much less space.
 
For man/woman sex, I’d recommend girl on top. I don’t know why, it just seems easier to maneuver around in that position. For instance, the guy can either lie down on the seat, or sit up in the seat if he’s too tall to stretch out. Of course, doggie-style means you can both potentially see out the window and look out for voyeurs, although you won’t be able to see behind you. But this’ll work for dude/dude couples too. All combos of couples may want to consider oral as the best kind of car sex. Crazy movements are generally diminished, resulting in less car-rockin’ and potential for injury. Less clean up, condoms less necessary, one person can keep their eyes open… Lots of good reasons for oral in an automobile.

Whatever you end up doing, I hope you steam up the windows enough to leave a sexy handprint on the inside (ala Titanic). That shit is hot.

Let me know how it goes!

Xoxo, Lucy

8 July 22
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